Meet one of the most energetic and innovative comedians to come your way. His slant on life will make you see things that you've always thought of, but were afraid to laugh about.
He is self-described as an Army vet, actor, musician, substitute teacher and bad credit risk. This is where most of his material comes from. He observes everyday life and takes it to the stage. Don't be surprised if something in your life appears in his act. Kurt's stage presence enables him to entertain all age groups. The show ranges from stand-up to musical songs and parodies.
He has appeared on BET's Comicview television show for five consecutive years and was selected as a semi-finalist for the " Laugh Riots" comedy competition for the Comedy Central Network. He was also picked to appear in the Uptown Comedy Festival held at the Apollo Theater in New York City. Kurt has performed at some of the premier comedy clubs in the country including "The Stardome Comedy Club" and Zanies Comedy Clubs. He has performed at colleges, casino's and military bases across the country. A partial listing of venues can be seen below.
"I want to thank you for stopping by and checking me out. If you have seen a show, email me and tell me what you think. I answer all my emails. Please stay tuned to find when I'll be performing at a venue near you."
I'm glad I booked Kurt Green for my 50th Birthday Celebration. My family and co-workers bragged about the nice time that they had at the event. Some were kind of hesitant to come because they weren't sure of how the language would be. I assured them that it was clean fun. All who attended had only good comments about Kurt. He was hilarious and kept everyone entertained and laughing. I would recommend him for any special event. I liked his price which was within my budget. Kurt Green is the one that you want to book for your party. He was very professional at all times. Thanks Mr. Green for coming to Milledgeville and helping me have a Happy Birthday....
Kurt was absolutely hilarious. There wasn't a dry eye in the house. We had family members age. 5 - 85 we all laughed until we cried. If you've ever thought about an entertainer for a function you are hosting, I highly suggest you consider Kurt Green. Kurt was prompt. He arrived on time as he had promised. Kurt was and is a true entertainer. He was very professional and he interacted with his audience in a positive manner. Trust me when I tell you, you will not be disappointed in his performance. Kurt far exceeded our expectations. Great job!
I have to say this was one of the best nights of our celebration. I have never laughed so hard or long. We will definitely use you for other functions."
"You had me in tears! I was looking over to see if Robert was enjoying himself and that made me know that I had made the right choice in you. Thank you for helping make our Christmas party a success."
Kurt was very entertaining and did an outstanding job at not offending anyone. We were a little apprehensive at our decision of bringing in a comedian since there would be a lot of older family members there, but Kurt was just right and the perfect match for the occasion. We will definitely recommend him to others.
Kurt, Thank you for the opportunity. After searching many videos online, you were hands-down our top choice. I was nervous about the performance, as with a stand-up comedy performance you never know what to expect and cannot anticipate the crowd's reaction. You far exceeded every expectation we had and were able to keep a room of 150 people laughing hysterically for your entire performance. I have never received so many compliments on a corporate party, as I did for our event. You kept our guest dancing and fully entertained long after the even was supposed to end. We appreciate you teaching us how to wobble, cupid shuffle and being a true entertainer from beginning to end. Your professionalism and engagement were unsurpassable!
Kurt, You rocked it, knocked it out of the park, and tore it up completely! All 200 plus guest were LOL and LTAO throughout the performance and our chapter received major props for having you there. They were still laughing and repeating your jokes when we went up to the hospitality room and throughout the rest of the week end. You know that marines are a hard crowd to impress and please, but you did an outstanding job at both!
Thanks Bro and Semper Fidelis (Always Faithful)
I went with Kurt Green because he offered the package of being a COMEDIAN and DJ. As a DJ he handled special request, even when some of my relatives asked for gospel music. Then the best was the comedy. He entertained my relatives in age from 7 to 90. He had something for everyone. Even my hard to please Christian relatives raved about him. If I had to say anything, he truly captivated the audience. We started late and had to adjust the timeline, but he was accomodating. This was the first reunion where we had to ask people to leave at midnight. He was great. Thank you from the Tucker-Hale Family. (As related from Jo Anne Fields, Event coordinator). -- Kurt G, Atlanta, GA, 7/25/2009
Wow, the minute Kurt Green begin his comedy, we were ecstatic with laughter. There was no break or breather between the next funny joke. He was very pleasant, ,and hit all age groups from youngest to oldest with an experience that they could relate to. Christian comedy and more, " Oh Yea! " Even the reverend relaxed his composure saying that Kurt was "the funniest man he heard in many years", and wanted him back real soon. The ( 90 year old) birthday lady stated that after hearing Kurt Green's comedy, she was healed with much laughter and wanted to live longer just to hear his comedy again and again. Willa St. Simon's Island, Ga. -- Willa T, Brunswick, GA, 10/15/2011
Mr. Green was fabulous! Everyone truly enjoyed his humor, music, and wonderful personality. We would highly recommend him for any family event. Many members of our family requested his contact information for their own future planned events.We will definitely use him again.
Kurt is as professional as they come. He was at the venue before the expected time, he was dressed according to the party theme. He was warm, kind, and very friendly. Prior to going on stage, Kurt spent time with my son, grandkids, and other family members to craft relevant material to include in his act! How cool is that? He was FUNNY. Some of my guests commented that they had not laughed that hard in a long time. Clean jokes without hard, profane language made it all the more enjoyable for my younger grandkids and younger guests. I highly recommend and would hire him again in the future...
Kurt was Awesome, I truly enjoyed Kurt's act. Overall if I had to do another event we would call him back again. He was so helpful in taking time out to assist me with this event and easy to talk to about what I was expecting for the show and I can't express how gratful I am to him. Thank you Mr. Green for coming to Virginia and we look forward to you next show with us. God bless!